tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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