then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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