i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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