So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
kristin has been a bad kristin
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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