Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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