Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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