at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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