I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
