I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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