How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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