Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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