Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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