i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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