I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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