so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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