No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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