why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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