everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
