Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Still dying that you shit outside
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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