I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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