should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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