Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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