well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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