all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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