bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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