she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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