It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
