i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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