Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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