He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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