Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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