Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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