I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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