Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
