Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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