these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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