WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
we're making bets on your personal life
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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