Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
where am i from again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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