That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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