i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I need moral support for this bender
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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