But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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