I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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