I just saw a hot homeless man
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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