I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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