well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize