I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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