i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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