Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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