I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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