Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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