Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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