the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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