With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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