man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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